Panel 1
Viivi: Father and mother are going to marry me off to some rich brat.
Wagner: Great!
Panel 2
Viivi: How’s that?!
Wagner: You’d be rich again. You gave away the inheritance, after all.
Panel 3
Viivi: What about you?!
Wagner: I’ll be lying on this couch as always.
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 25, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Viivi: You and father may have a marriage of convenience, but don’t foist such a thing on me!!!
Viivi’s Mom: Take a breath once in a while.
Panel 2
Viivi: Uunnhh!!
Viivi’s Mom: And now breathe out.
Panel 3
Viivi: Whooooh!!
Viivi’s Mom: Have you simmered down?
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 24, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Viivi: Mom, you cannot be serious!
Viivi’s Mom: You can’t be with a pig till the end of your life.
Panel 2
Viivi: And you cannot arrange a spouse for me!
Viivi’s Mom: What’s so bad about it?
Panel 3
Viivi: What culture are you really living in?
Viivi’s Mom: Marrying for love is overrated.
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 23, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
At Viivi’s parents’ place
Viivi’s Dad: Is Viivi still with her pig?
Viivi’s Mom: Wagner.
Panel 2
Viivi’s Dad: Sex with that animal must stop! The scandal could destroy my career.
Panel 3
Viivi’s Dad: You have to look for a spouse for her. A human being. A man.
Viivi’s Mom: ??????
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 21, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Viivi: I’m not giving you the inheritance.
Wagner: Who you giving it to, then?
Panel 2
Viivi: To someone who is really poor.
Panel 3
Wagner: Just look at the shape I’m in! There’s a hole in my trousers.
Viivi: Bah, your fly is just open.
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 20, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Viivi: I didn’t sleep a wink because you left the lights on.
Panel 2
Viivi: I’m sick of splurging. The inheritance is only a nuisance.
Panel 3
Viivi: I’m donating it to the poor.
Wagner: Great! I’m poor.
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 19, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Viivi: Good night. Would you shut off the light?
Wagner: No.
Panel 2
Viivi: How’s that, no?
Wagner: From now on we’re sleeping with all the lights on.
Panel 3
Viivi: I want to waste money, not electricity.
Wagner: Same difference.
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 18, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Viivi: Waiter, how much does a refill cost?
Waiter: Nothing.
Panel 2
Wagner: We’re not coming to this cafe anymore!
Viivi: Oh, but it’s such a wonderful place.
Panel 3
Wagner: Do you wan’t to learn to spend or not?!
Viivi: What if I bought tea instead of a getting a refill?
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 17, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Shop Clerk: These are three for ten euros.
Viivi: Oh, but my husband does not let me buy cheap.
Panel 2
Viivi: It’s hard to find normally priced products.
Store signs: “Sale!” “Sale!”
Panel 3
Viivi: I would fancy some grapes, but these are also on sale.
Store sign: “Now only.”
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 16, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Panel 1
Wagner: Come to bed.
Viivi: I’m just going to wipe off the table.
Panel 2
Wagner: You’re not going to wipe it off, but hire an expensive cleaner.
Viivi: ?!
Panel 3
Viivi: Do I have to look a dirty table until then?
Wagner: Rich people’s worries.
Translated by Living in FIN. Originally published in Hesari on October 14, 2017. Written and drawn by Juba (Jussi Tuomola)
Living in FIN 