Wagner: I made a smoothie.
Viivi: Great! What’s in it?
Wagner: Some beer.
Viivi: Isn’t there anything else in it?
Viivi: There is no such smoothie!
Wagner: That is not for you to decide.
Translated by Living in FIN. Thanks to Comrade DE for the heads-up. Originally published in Finnish by Hesari on October 28, 2015