Angry Birds

Angry Magpies and Crows Attack Elderly Woman in Imatrankoski
Anu Pakarinen
Etelä-Saimaa
June 6, 2019

birds-1Raili Lindberg is still shaken by the incident.

Imatra resident Raili Lindberg was the victim of a nasty attack last week in her neighborhood in Imatrankoski.

After going shopping, Lindberg was taking the same route home.

Her journey was interrupted when four or five large birds attacked her on the bike path running from Jutinkatu to Pasinkuja.

birds-2Magpies and crows attacked Raili Lindberg on the bike trail between Jutinkatu and Pasinkuja last Wednesday.

Lundberg says she was attacked by magpies, but her description suggests crows were also involved.

“A neighbor tried to warn me, shouting from the balcony for me not to go down that bike path.  Since the birds were screaming, I couldn’t make out what he was saying nor could I hear anything clearly. I kept going and the birds attacked with their claws wide open. They jumped on my head and pecked it,” Lindberg says.

Rescuer Pecked As Well
Lindberg tried to protect herself by crouching, but the birds would not relent. She says she went into shock and cried for help.

“With four or five birds pecking the crown of my head, I went into a bit of a shock. The neighbor tried to come and help, but the birds pecked him, too.”

The attack ended only when Lindberg escaped by moving forward down the bike path, her hair, neck, and clothes soaked in blood.

“I was covered in blood. I really didn’t know what to do. Then I called the Imatra municipal authorities,” says Lindberg.

The Police Get Involved
Apparently, the city reported the matter to the police since a police patrol soon arrived at the scene.

bird-3Several scabs, still visible on Lindberg’s scalp, are a memento of last week’s assault.

After consulting with the region’s on-call veterinarian, Lieutenant Timo Kuokkanen of the Southeast Finland Police Department, watch commander at the time, ordered the birds destroyed because there was no other way of solving the problem.

Kuokkanen says there was a danger the problem would continue all summer.

“I got the impression the birds were aggressive and this had been happening for some time. There were several people who had suffered bloody head wounds.”

The police patrol reported shooting one crow. The fate of the other birds is unknown.

Lindberg Hopes Tree Will Be Cut Down
Lindberg says she went to the doctor this week. Her wounds were cleaned, and she was given a tetanus shot and prescribed a course of pills.

She is still shaken by the incident.

“Lost in my thoughts, I was walking the same way again when the birds started cawing. Then I came to my senses and got the heck out of there.”

birds-4Was that the nest?

She knows that, ordinarily, birds have always been aggressive this time of year in the very same spot. The cause could be a nest located near the bike trail. According to her, there have been threatening situations in the past, but she does not know of the birds ever having attacked anyone so badly before.

“They should cut the whole tree down!”

Lieutenant Kuokkanen argues the episode is quite exceptional.

If magpies and crows continue to endanger people, he urges them to dial 112. The police will come to the scene to see what can be done.

All photos by Anu Pakarinen. Courtesy of ES. Translated by Living in FIN

Scary US Elections: Americans in Lappeenranta Speak Out

Ariel Massengale (left) and Samarie Walker play for the Lappeenranta Katz basketball team. Photo courtesy of Kai Skyttä and Etelä-Saimaa
Ariel Massengale (left) and Samarie Walker play for the Lappeenranta Catz basketball team. Photo courtesy of Kai Skyttä and Etelä-Saimaa

Scary Elections
Kaisa Juntunen
Etelä-Saimaa
November 4, 2016

Scary. Really scary. Teacher Elena Barrett, who hails from Connecticut, describes the US presidential election in these terms. Ohio basketball player Samarie Walker and her Illinois teammate Ariel Massengale use the exact same expression.

“I’ll move from the country if Donald Trump wins. I don’t want a sexist, racist president,” Walker blurts out.

Walker has already inquired about whether she can get a visa to Canada or England.

“I’ve lived in many countries, and moving doesn’t seem impossible at all.”

Walker and Massengale say many of their friends are having the same thoughts.

“But they are hardly serious. If a person hasn’t been outside her own state, she is not likely to move abroad,” says Walker.

Talk of moving speaks to the fact people are really scared.

“I’m afraid racism would increase and the position of blacks would become harder if Trump were in power,” says Walker.

Walker believes the circumstances of many other groups, such as gays, would become more difficult.

Trump’s belligerence also appalls Walker.

“It sounds bad that Trump would have decision-making power over nuclear weapons.”

Walker and Massengale think Hillary Clinton has the right priorities, such as equal rights and education.

Massengale says she has exercised her right to vote. Despite her tough opinions, Walker neglected to vote.

Elena Barrett teaches at the Lappeenrannan Lyseo Upper Secondary School. Photo courtesy of Elena Barrett

Elena Barrett, who teaches at the Lappeenrannan Lyseo Upper Secondary School, closely follows the electoral battle in her homeland.

She earnestly hopes Donald Trump will not win. Barrett fears democracy in America will crumble if Trump comes to power.

“For a while it seemed Trump had no chance of winning, but the situation has changed now the FBI has begun to investigate Clinton’s emails again.”

Barrett believes the situation has tipped in an alarming direction and Trump may well win.

Even if Clinton won, the duel would not be over, in Barrett’s estimate.

“If Trump loses, he will hardly be satisfied with the outcome. For one, he would be in the media a lot, raising grievances and seeking to complicate Clinton’s job as president.”

Barrett has not voted herself.

“I’m resident of a state where the votes always go to the Democrats, i.e., Clinton, for whom I would have voted.”

Barrett supported Bernie Sanders in the primaries.

Barrett has noticed that Finnish high schoolers are very interested in the US elections and especially in Trump.

Translated by Living in FIN. The article was published in the print version of the newspaper (“Pelottavat vaalit,” Etelä-Saimaa, November 4, 2016, p. 6). The link, above, is to a slightly different version of the article published in the online edition.

Heifer!

I was just reading in yesterday’s edition of Etelä-Saimaa newspaper about a show of cows (lehmiä) and hiehoja at the Kouvola Regional Vocational College’s Natural Resources Center in the town of Anjala. Since I didn’t know what the word hieho meant, I googled it. This was the first entry that came up.

Wöyh! “Hieho” (2012)

Hieho on kultaa
hieho on hopeaa
hieho on pronssia
hieho on nopea
Nivelet maistuu voissa ne paistuu
nivelet maistuu voissa ne paistuu
Hieho!
Hieho!
Jne.

The heifer is gold
the heifer is silver
the heifer is bronze
the heifer is fast
Joints taste like they are fried in butter
Joints taste like they are fried in butter
Heifer!
Heifer
Etc.

South Karelians should have no trouble identifying where Wöyh! filmed this fabulous video.

And I will never forget what hieho means ever again.

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Translation by Living in FIN. Photo courtesy of Whippet & Siperiankissa