finnish language – Page 4

Smoothie

Panel 1
Wagner: I made a smoothie.
Viivi: Great! What’s in it?

Panel 2
Wagner: Some beer.
Viivi: Isn’t there anything else in it?

Panel 3
Viivi: There is no such smoothie!
Wagner: That is not for you to decide.

Translated by Living in FIN. Thanks to Comrade DE for the heads-up. Originally published in Finnish by Hesari on October 28, 2015

Panel 1
Wagner: “I’ve learned to speak stadi [Helsinki] slang.”

Panel 2
Wagner (in stadi): “Hey, tram driver, close the door. There’s a cold breeze in here. Do you understand?”
Tram Driver: “?!”

Panel 3
Tram Driver (in Karelian dialect): “I don’t understand. I’m from Lappeenranta.”
Wagner: “I should have guessed.”